Stoner Stereotypes: Which One Are You? (Take the Quiz!)

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Hey bestie! 💕 Let's talk about something we all know and love—the absolutely adorable chaos that is weed culture. You know how everyone has their own special brand of stoner magic? Like, we've all got that friend who gets high and suddenly becomes a philosopher, or that one who somehow Marie Kondo's their entire life while blazed (teach me your ways, honestly).

So I had this absolutely brilliant idea (if I do say so myself) to create a quiz that'll tell you exactly what kind of stoner queen you are. And before you ask—no, this isn't backed by science, just vibes and personal experience. But isn't that the best kind of research? 🌟

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✨ QUIZ: WHAT KIND OF STONER ARE YOU? ✨

1. Okay babe, it's smoke o'clock! What's your signature move?

A) You're all about the aesthetic—carefully rolling the perfect joint while your carefully curated playlist sets the whole mood just right.

B) You're already thinking about all the things you could organize. Your sock drawer is calling!

C) Listen, you're just trying to get cozy and float away. No complicated setup needed.

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2. The high kicks in—what's your next move, gorgeous?

A) You're either deep in a conversation about whether cats can see ghosts or you've found a documentary about ancient aliens that's "totally going to blow your mind."

B) Somehow you've created three spreadsheets and rearranged your entire living room? We're both impressed and concerned.

C) You've achieved peak comfort on the couch, wrapped in your favorite blanket, watching that show you've seen 12 times (no judgment, it's a classic).

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3. Munchies hit! What are you reaching for?

A) You're in the kitchen creating what could either be a disaster or pure genius. (Spoiler: it's usually genius)

B) Something light and nutritious because apparently you're that person who meal preps while high? Icon behavior.

C) The entire snack cabinet is your oyster, and you're not taking questions at this time.

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4. Share your deepest high thought with the class!

A) "Wait... what if we're all just characters in someone else's dream? And like, when we dream, we're actually living someone else's reality?"

B) "I should definitely start a bullet journal right now. And maybe learn French?"

C) "This blanket might be the softest thing I've ever touched in my entire life... wow."

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5. Dream sesh activity—go!

A) A soul-deep conversation that somehow connects conspiracy theories, childhood memories, and the meaning of life.

B) Getting your entire life together while high because somehow that's when your brain works best? (Seriously, what's your secret?)

C) Achieving the perfect level of cozy while doing absolutely nothing. It's an art form, really.

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6. What’s your ideal smoke session vibe?

A) Sitting outside at night, contemplating the stars.

B) A quick hit before tackling your to-do list.

C) Wrapped in a blanket, watching a comfort show.

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7. What’s your go-to strain type?

A) Whatever makes me think (sativa, hybrid, or something mysterious).

B) Something that keeps me functional and motivated (sativa or hybrid).

C) The chillest, most relaxing indica I can find.

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🌸 The Big Reveal: Your Stoner Personality! 🌸

🔸 Mostly A's – The Existential Stoner Queen

Darling, your mind is a beautiful wonderland of deep thoughts and wild theories. One minute you're questioning the fabric of reality, the next you're explaining why dolphins might be running the government. Your high thoughts deserve their own podcast, and honestly? We'd all subscribe.

🔸 Mostly B's – The Get-It-Done Goddess

While the rest of us are melting into our couches, you're out here living your best productive life. Somehow weed turns you into a super-organized powerhouse, and we're both confused and inspired. Your high self gets more done than most people do in a week, and that's just iconic.

🔸 Mostly C's – The Cozy Queen

Sweet angel, you've mastered the art of pure, unbothered bliss. No thoughts, head empty, just vibes—and honestly? That's goals. You're here for the simple pleasures: good snacks, comfy clothes, and zero pressure to be anything but perfectly relaxed.

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Spill the Tea, Bestie! 🍵

Now it's your turn to share! Which stoner personality matches your vibe? Are you philosophizing about the meaning of life, organizing your spice rack by color, or have you become one with your couch? And please, please tell me about the weirdest snack combo you've ever created—I promise this is a judgment-free zone!

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🌷  Signed, MJ